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October 17, 2014 - Transcript, secrets, and guests for "Handicar" now up. Live Tweet for The Cissy now up too. Next episode is in two weeks.


October 12, 2014 - We have episode info for the fourth episode!


Episode 1804 - Handicar

Timmy defines a new category of personal transportation. Timmy?s personal car service takes off. Timmy?s idea to raise money for the summer camp has everyone in South Park trying out the latest trend in transportation. Timmy?s success makes him a lot of enemies and a bloodbath of epic proportions is on the horizon.



October 10, 2014 - Transcript, secrets, and guests for The Cissy now up.


October 9, 2014 - Lorde tweeted something about last night's episode. Check it out! :)


October 8, 2014 - Guests for Go Fund Yourself and Gluten Free Ebola now up! Enjoy tonight's Live Tweet and episode.


October 6, 2014 - Less than three days away, and we now have episode info for the third episode! But first, the Live Tweet for Gluten Free Ebola will occur a half hour before the episode starts on the East Coast! Now, on to the episode info!


Episode 1803 - The Cissy

The state of one's gender is in question. Cartman calls Stan a Sissy. Stan is searching for answers about how a person who he's always known to be one thing could suddenly identify with another. In the meantime, the pressure of holding on to a giant secret is starting to get to Randy.


October 3, 2014 - Transcript and secrets for "Gluten Free Ebola" now up


September 29, 2014 - Transcript and secrets for "Go Fund Yourself" now up


September 28, 2014 - Less than three days away, and we now have episode info for the season premiere! But first, the Live Tweet for Broadway Bro Down will occur a half hour before the episode starts on the East Coast! Now, on to the episode info!


Episode 1802 - Gluten Free Ebola

The consequences of eating gluten are dire. Mr. Mackey is now gluten free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels. But, after witnessing a disturbing demonstration of what happens to your body when you do eat gluten, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten free.


September 21, 2014 - Less than three days away, and we now have episode info for the season premiere! But first, the Live Tweet for Broadway Bro Down will occur a half hour before the episode starts on the East Coast! Now, on to the episode info!


Episode 1801 - Go Fund Yourself

The Washington Redskins open up shop in South Park. The boys launch a Kickstarter campaign and get down to business. After Cartman and the boys name their new company, The Washington Redskins, they just sit back and watch the funding roll in. The head coach of the Washington Redskins football team demands that they change the name but Cartman digs in his heels. The Washington Redskins may never mean the same thing ever again.


September 18, 2014 - Live Tweet for The Ungroundable is here! S17 is out on video, so get your copy now! Season 18 begins in six days! And even now, people are finding visitors. The latest one is from "4th Grade." It went unnoticed for 14 years! Check it out here.


September 1, 2014 - South Park Studios has been putting up the commentaries Matt and Trey have made for every season to date (except for Season 2, 'cause they didn't want to make full-length commentaries), but they come on Hulu now, so they have commercials you can't hide.


August 11, 2014 - RIP Robin Williams. Found dead at home this morning at 11:30 AM or so, apparently from suicide. More details tomorrow, as the investigation has just gotten underway. His claim to fame in South Park? Singing "Blame Canada" at the 2000 Oscars.


July 27, 2014 - The South Park Live Tweet - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers from last Wednesday, July 23, 2014. And cover art from Season 17! Next Live Tweet is on August 27, for "Fishsticks."



July 18, 2014 - apparently, you get ads even with a Hulu Plus account. Hulu has always been a gigantic ad whore, and it's so good at this that it handles ads better than the old SPS player did. Ah well. At least we get two months of free eps (with ads, of course) until the season premiere. On September 24, H+ members will enjoy HD versions of all episodes, while everyone else gets SD versions of maybe 30 random episodes a week. The newest five episodes (HD hopefully), will be available to everyone.


July 12, 2014 - South Park has its 13th Emmy nomination now, for "Black Friday"!! Also, South Park Studios' site has moved to http://southpark.cc.com/ This would indicate that South Park Studios Classic is gone. Now that Hulu has taken over streaming duties for the site, I will tell you that you get lo-res. ad-supported versions of the episodes on the site, as well as HD, no-ads versions of the episodes behind a paywall ($8 a month, no contract).


June 27, 2014 - This morning TV Shows On DVD announced that Season 17 of South Park will arrive in stores on September 16. No cover art released yet.


June 26, 2014 - Two days ago, June 24, South Park Studios announced on Facebook and Twitter that Sseason 18 will start on September 24! Thirteen more weeks! Also, the AWESOM-O live tweet from last August has been updated with info from the June 24 retweet.


March 3, 2014 - The game will be available in a few hours! Woohoo!


March 1, 2014 - Well, tweets in this case.


February 20, 2014 - South Park Studios doesn't accept any scripts or ideas from outside the Studios. The four South Park Studios FAQs below explain why.


July 23, 2001
I don't get South Park in my area. :( But I do read the scripts and fanfic. I was wondering if the creators had ever used, or thought of using, fanfiction for episodes or inspiration for episodes. Believe me, some people right some seriously South Park worthy stuff. Also, do the guys ever visit fan sites?
Matt and Trey haven't read a spec script or fan fic since the Second Season, mostly to protect themselves from accusations. We visit fan sites from time to time, but I never read any fan fiction.
Septembner 30, 2002
I write a lot, and was wondering if I can send an episode?
No, we currently do not accept episodes from outside sources, sorry.
October 22, 2002
Will you ever take any unsolicited scripts or ideas for episodes?
As of right now we will not accept fan scripts.
May 11, 2011
I recently wrote a script for an idea I had for the show. Do you accept scripts?
Sorry buddy, we unfortunately do not accept script ideas, submissions, or any fan-submitted content. Legally, we are not allowed to, and creatively, we got it on lock-down. Matt and Trey have been writing/directing/producing this show for 15 years, they got this dawg!

February 16, 2014 - It's been a while since I mirrored the South Park Studios FAQ here, but since there are no new episodes until September, I have time to update it and mirror it again. So, here it is. It seems it hasn't been updated since January 27, 2013, which is about the time the Season 17 premiere was announced, and the time Important Studios was announced. Since then, South Park Studios has tried out a new look. Twice. Last summer, it put up the new site and hid the old one, and it didn't work out too well. In late fall it put up the new site again as the Beta version, and the former site as the Classic version. The Beta version will not have the FAQ - it will have the SPS Wiki... someday. Meanwhile, you can check this site out for all your SP info, as well as its Facebook page, or the South Park Archives Wiki, or the South Park pages on Wikipedia.


February 3, 2014 - Ubisoft has posted two new gameplay clips of The Stick of Truth. You can find them on its media page, as well as stills and other fun stuff.


February 3, 2014 - Viacom is still cracking down on people who post copies of "201" online, so it hardly matters if the copy is unbleeped or not. So last week, the unbleeped version of "201" appeared online and a transcript of the speeches at the end of the episode quickly followed. Here are the words that had Viacom so heavy-handed. As Matt and Trey said, there's no mention of Muhammad in them, and no direct reference to the threats they and Viacom had received the week or two before.


Kyle:That's because there is no goo, Mr. Cruise. You see, I learned something today. You see, throughout this whole ordeal, we've all wanted to show things we weren't allowed to show. But it wasn't because of some magic goo, it was because of the magical power of threatening people with violence. That's obviously the only true power. If there's anything we've all learned, it's that terrorizing people works.
Jesus:That's right. Don't you see, gingers? If you don't want to be made fun of anymore, all you need is guns and bombs to get people to stop.
Santa:That's right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence.

As you can see, terrorizing major comporations like Viacom works too. I was gonna post a link to the audio, but the link no longer works. Also, a video clip of the unbleeped scene was removed from LiveLeak for copyright violation. But if you know where to look, you can find the whole epiosde, unbleeped.

January 29, 2014 - Five weeks to go!


January 27, 2014 - Last Wednesday, South Park Studios presented a Live Tweet for Medicinal Fried Chicken. I still haven't seen one for "The Hobbit."


January 17, 2014 - Looks like this version of "201" never left, heh. It purports to have the text for the three speeches Kyle, Santa, and Jesus made at the end of the episode. I'll have to put it in its place once again. Here we go! 201 UNCENSORED AND RESTORED (mostly)


December 19, 2013 - Winter is almost here, so this site is getting its winter coat, lol. Time to put this season into the archives. The only thing to look forward to until Season 17 comes out on video and Season 18 begins is The Stick of Truth, coming in three months. The live tweet for "The Hobbit" didn't happen yesterday as expected. :/ Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and I'll post throughout the year. Peace!


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