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August 11, 2008 - RIP Isaac Hayes. He died yesterday while running on his treadmill in a downstaris bedroom in his Memphis home.

August 4, 2008 - You all know that the South Park Season 11 DVD set is coming in eight days, right? Good. Now for some Miner news! Cannibal the Musical, 13th Anniversary Edition is coming out either on November 18, or on August 26. Why two dates? Well, it depends on whom you want to order from. If you order from HK Flix, you'll get it in three weeks for $17.95. If you order it from Amazon, you'll get it for $21.99 but have to wait until November 18 or up to a week before to get it. The DVDs will play on all regions on NTSC equipment

July 17, 2008 - Emmy nomination for Outstanding Animated Program (for Programming One Hour Or More)
Imaginationland (South Park) • Comedy Central • Central Productions
Trey Parker, Executive Producer/Written By/Directed By
Matt Stone, Executive Producer
Anne Garefino, Executive Producer
Frank Agnone II, Supervising Producer
Kyle McCulloch, Producer
Eric Stough, Producer
Bruce Howell, Producer
Adrien Beard, Producer
Vernon Chatman, Producer
Erica Rivinoja, Producer
Pam Brady, Producer
Ryan Quincy, Director of Animation

July 15, 2008 - Maaan, slow summer. Not much news from Matt and Trey except for an interview from the Montreal Mirror about MnT and South Park. The only new thing is that they might perform a few songs for Just for Laughs tomorrow evening. Suoth Park, on the other hand, has a video game coming out for the XBOX 360 Live next year (there's no info on what the game will be about), and a DVD set all about Cartman - South Park: The Cult of Cartman - coming out on October 7. The 2-DVD set will have an overall introduction by Eric Cartman, and an introduction to each of the 12 episodes by Cartman. Since a season 12 episode will be in this collection, you can bet that there will be an episode from every season in the set. Butters will be in here too, as there's a featurette for "What What (In The Butt)" on one of the DVDs. :D

June 23, 2008 - South Park Studios has put up the seven visitors the show has in the first seven episodes of season 12. Here they are! I'll put these versions on my site, because some of them are hard to see on the avis I normally download from IRC and µtorrent. Also, I didn't find all of them. I didn't find the ones in Major Boobage or in Super Phun Thyme, and I already have the Imaginationland DVD, so I didn't participate in the contest.

June 23, 2008 - I'm sure the Cannibal Lover knows this, but... CrapTV has been giving MySQL errors for a day now. Sometimes it's missing altogether.

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